Cards Against Humanity is where you learn which of your friends are basic and which ones are sociopaths there is no in between
iM LAUGHING SO HARD THERE WERE TAMPONS IN MY FREEZER????????
I JUST ASKED MY BROTHER AND HE SAID THAT HE FOUND THE “POPSICLES” IN MOMMY’S BAG AND JUST DIDNT WANT THEM TO MELT IM LAUGHING
so he kept bothering me over and over because i was “keeping all the popsicles to myself” and i decided to let him open one…
TINY ROBOTS ON BICYCLES TINY ROBOTS ON BICYCLESTINY ROBOTS ON BICYCLES
LOOK AT HOW IT WAVES ONCE IT’S DONE LIKE ‘YEAH I DID IT HI DID YOU SEE ME’
"THERE IS A TIGER IN THE LIVING ROOM!"
"Don’t worry he cool."
I WANT ONE
These are all my life.
the fuck outta here
reblogging solely for the last one tho